Want all the compromises to comfort and storage a mid-engine supercar offers with the sacrifices to handling and heft offered by SUVs? Boy, have we got a design concept for you. It’s the Lamborghini Conquisto, perhaps the worst idea ever.

Created by indy Belgian designer David, the Conquisto is a two door, four passenger, rear-mid-engine crossover SUV. Those words should probably never be strung together unless malice is the intent. The styling is a borrowed from Lambo’s current love affair with the stealth fighter image but stretched vertically until absurd. It certainly looks like something an Italian tractor builder would create.